Me after 3 shots of vodka, helpfully putting it back on, not having a clue
Mood, but also it’s not like I was keeping it on sober…
Just as we miss violet we get Taylor…
Keep it coming
I’m not locked in horny jail with you. You’re locked in horny jail with me.
Whoreschach was never meant to be the hero.
The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.
i’m no hero
I’m ok with getting food involved though
We’re all locked in together 😏
For real. Normally I’m whatever but the horny posting on lemmy has been off the charts recently.
it’s better than more depressing news about the US.
It’s either this, that or B E A N S
omg reported
blame the loss of lemmynsfw.
don’t worry about it too much. once the Christian Puritans in power implement their social media laws it will be a crime to be a woman on the internet and all us men can go back to jerking off to each other like god intended.
Are people still not aware of the replacement fedinsfw.app ?
it’s the spiritual successor but isn’t nearly as trafficked as the previous.
probably something to do with users afraid of investing time and effort into yet another platform that has zero guarantee it will stick around.
Better than sticking around long enough to turn into hyper-monetized garbage like big tech has
I’ma be honest, I suspect that these users are trying to gain a “reputation” and at some point try to promote some onlyfans creators.
Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.
I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.
She was based, now it’s just…it starts to feel cheap and less relatable after people do it all the time.
glad i didn’t contribute to that :3
Begun, the horny war has
Me, when he drives the speed limit and stops at every signal:
Is that something special? That’s how I always drive. I’m German though, so I believe in rules for the best of society.
There are many places where signals and speed limits are treated as light suggestions, the law only matters if it’s enforced and rules made in support of some safety or cooperation. Places where speeding is only enforced at more reckless ~15kph above the limit and over, or signal lights aren’t enforced if there’s no pedestrians or cross traffic. Maybe it’s degrees of domestication, or greater safety to break the rules if car jackings are common in an area
A bit of horny, but yet feels so wholesome.
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Yeah. That one.
would you tell Cranessa I said “Where’s my $10? Gimme my $10” thanks
A/s/l?
18/f/Cali
American/sign/language?
British/sign/language :( didn’t score high enough
age sex location
it’s some code from 1980s dating platforms or so i was told
It was very common in chatrooms and such in the early 2000s
Fuck yeah/GO/American
Ayo what
Oh no, get some sleep
No i want more vodka first.
It seems likely those goals will align fairly promptly.
I see you tryin to get some vodka
