SeductiveTortoise

They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

But it was. He bought twatter and used it for the revolution of the shit fuck asshole wankers!

Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢

Not making their product better is the one thing. Atlassian is actively making them worse.

Ma’am, I’m trying to pleasure a Lady down here, that’s hard work. Please stop worrying and enjoy the trip.

Besides that, I found blowjobs to be boring every time. It just doesn’t do that much for me.

I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.

Most cursed travel mug

Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.

I’ll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?

Well the way you write I’m not surprised people don’t like you.

We clearly have different communication partners. Most of the issues of mine are solved by them thinking about it. Writing an e-mail forces them to.

I think you missed:

I think I bought one, but I’m not sure. I might have been very drunk back then.

Goes both ways, I’d be happy if more calls would simply fail midway.

“What a shame, better write an e-mail.”

So when Twitter was accidentally purchased by a fascist high on ketamine…

I completely forgot that that idiot stumbled into the situation. Imagine how much better the world would be if he didn’t do that.

It’s an intelligence test. And if you take it, you’ve failed.

Maybe they had that, but managed it with terraform. I guess restoring the infrastructure wouldn’t be that big of a deal as they surely checked their scripts into some sort of SCM. I hope.

Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭

Stream Doom on a website hosted on a disposable vape.

I won’t tell! But I might whisper softly…

I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖