Clearly you’ve never watched a 80’s-90’s movie set in a highschool

False. I can’t shuffle. They’re now all over the floor

I’m an unemployed student so this seems like a win financially for me.

Unless of course you’re even worse off then I am, then we’re both screwed

Knowing them it’s probably something really gross like fluke pics

It’s probably both

It’s like asking your older sibling for help beating the tough level, except a lot sadder and lonelier

I need to make a boomer shooter with this as the plot

Its not tofu

ignoring the distopian nightmare, this shit isn’t free to run. Hiw the hell would they justify this expense?