frumunda cheese.

it’s the cheese from down unda!

Muse.

I could listen to any song, any album, anytime.

ew gross!

isn’t linix one of those things hackers use?

besides, Win10 got rid of my computer and hid control panel. it’s a garbage OS that can’t even run DOS properly.

XP sp2 is peak performance!

the great thing about the early internet was that you had the choice to expose yourself.

now you don’t even need to be a member to be exposed.

is that why they send me all those AOL CDs?

this is teleporting photons, not atoms.

though, this may actually be a step towards true holographic technology if they can teleport the photons in space and not just between consumer and emitter.

if they had ethics they would have left a long time ago.

ban social media metrics and information trading/markets. make it a truly anonymous service like it was in the early 2000s.

if protecting children was the point they would stop corporations from identifying all users and selling their identities/profiles online.

but, protecting the children is NOT the point. the point is control of freedom of speech, or rather who gets to have the freedom of speech.

I run all my systems on XP and 7. I don’t like all this techno AI bullshit.

my whole work laptop is from 2002 and runs XP just fine!

ok, I can’t keep stringing you along because I feel like you’re literally not getting the sarcasm.

yes, it was sarcasm.

no, I didn’t forget it.

still don’t understand? read the meme.

I don’t get it.

at least $25 a month for the past year!

they won’t get another dime from me, that’s for sure.

it was bullshit when they ended support for XP, and now I have to find alternatives on 7!!?

removed you Mozilla, you just lost a customer!

If my own mother can’t shame me, a glorified sex bot has a snowballs chance in hell of doing it.

lock stock and two smoking bubbles.

just deny PRs that are obvious bots and ban them from ever contributing.

even better if you’re running your own git instance and can outright ban IP ranges of known AI shitlords.

y’all should try to break the record.

personally I’m a fan of personal freedoms. I don’t believe that healthcare should be mandated by the federal government(however I do believe that universal healthcare should be available).

I don’t think firearms should require registration, but I do believe that firearm ownership should be licensed and graded based on training and experience.

I also believe that prostitution should be legalized and taxed no different than weed or alcohol.

like I said, some of his ideas were unbaked but they actually made more sense to me than any other candidates at the time.

it fucking better.

if it wasn’t for cursive, my penmanship would be illegible.

I fucking CALLED IT.

I’ve been getting so many loan applications since they opened pandoras box last year. never had this problem. I even just got an alert my SSN has been found on the darknet.

take my advice, freeze your credit report at all three major credit firms NOW. don’t wait, takes an hour for all three all online. doesn’t matter of you’re 9 or 90, do it do it do it.