The real reason she won’t call back.

But your doctor warned you about overexerting yourself like that, right?

That’s a good idea too. I threw my back out once with the first one from rocking because I didn’t realize I was sort of compressing my spine to give my arms a break. It’s one of those things that doesn’t matter if you do it once, but over and over again, it sneaks up on you.

Congrats on the first kid! I have young kids and recommend getting some cardio in now for more energy. It’s been helping me.

This comment section would make a killer playlist.

Shitposts aside, it can be done. Changing habits is hard but possible with a lot of effort.

Anything from Hammerfall, or maybe Dio.

I had no idea that was even possible!

Oh hey, been there before.

I think this is sometimes the cause for me too.

Every time it has happened hasn’t been the last time, so statistically it’s guaranteed to always be nothing, right?

I’ve wasted SO much money shooting movies with fake cameras.

They used real human skeletons because it was cheaper to pick them up from medical suppliers.

The actors, including JoBeth Williams (pictured) weren’t informed that they were interacting with genuine human remains until filming wrapped.

I appreciate that so much now as a parent, because when the kids are awake, I need to be able to stop what I’m doing at any moment. I’ve been playing a lot of turn-based games for that reason.

Wow, this game looks fun. This is what VR is for.

Y’all have to stop blowing my mind.

True. Although the part that I really feel like I should have noticed earlier is Lucas > Luke.

How have I never noticed this?

This one got a good laugh out of me