

It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a reverse marketing funnel!


It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a reverse marketing funnel!
Surely 100 rides would cost more than just getting your own scooter that didn’t have all the spyware built into it
Fuckin’ rad
My parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.


I would still sleep very well. Better, even. Give me ideas.
I’d take the potential for brigading if it meant no more spam calls
I mean I wouldn’t put it past some of the DIY channels I’ve been seeing lately


Arguably smarter because they hid it even in a time where it was generally more accepted


“A rising tide lifts all boats”
…and drowns those who can’t afford one.
Hahaha looks like one of the mods has trypophobia, I guess? Fair play, it was creeping me out too
Not remembering what your previous reply was to != being right 🤙
e: oh no wait, there were TWO dumbs


Examples of trivially easy streaming sites you mentioned? (Strictly for research purposes, of course.)


wHy Do MiLlEnNiAlS hAtE tHe EcOnOmY
Oh I didn’t zoom in, yeah that’s not a towel either though she just has dyed hair
Yes exactly, same with vegans