Yee yee I posted that last week
Sorry, this meme is ours now.
Good
TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?
Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long… that’s the average man’s penis size
Well, not in every case :)
Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.
My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you’re interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I’m in.
“It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you’re offended, it’s a joke, otherwise I was being sincere.”
See, this is the reading equivalent of hearing vs listening for you. If thats what you took away from what I wrote. You’re ugly.
So I’m not a beta? Cool!
No, you are.
I’ve never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn’t already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:
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undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:
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Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.
Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.
Actually dick size is a manipulation to make you feel good or bad
one way and then another.
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I like to compare it to boob size since that also something woman naturally don’t have control over.
“Of course it seems small when it’s compared to the Grand Canyon.”
Fuck yeah
FR, if a woman tells you that your dick is small, tell her that’s because her shit stank like a yeast infection.
Lmfaoooooo
Mine isn’t
Pic or it didn’t happen
Scary
It’s really not that scary.
False
Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.
By what
By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.
Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.
I’m not aroused by or attracted to dicks on any organism.
Black bear.
Bears eat beats, bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
Gock scares you?
Yes
I recommend exposure therapy.
Lots of girls on Lemmy could help with that
I’m more of a hands-on learner, myself
Tell that to a lesbian, see how it goes
Theres a difference between someone being lesbian and pussysexual. Also trans-lesbuans exist too.
I thought lesbian was a person born with a pussy only being attracted to other people only born with a pussy and what you’re talking about is a pansexual or sapphic person? At least, that’s what they taught me in college lol(more than 10 years ago now in freshman year). I do choose to troll when I’m posting/commenting in this community but I’m earnestly confused. If you’re just gonna tell me to read more or know better, recommend some specific literature or media so I can do that, please.
Some lesbians love gock
some cis men do too
She wasn’t scared
Oops I mixed up the aroused comment with the scared comment.
Clits can be over 10cm.
Clitoromegaly
How can this be true if it’s not a category on PornHub?
Ah, the scientific name for the good ol’ T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).
Great band name
Hedwig’s Raging Clue
Had a gf with that once.
Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.
That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.
Really isn’t. I’m not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it’s awesome. Doesn’t hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.
don’t look at hyenas
[ removes hat ]
Well, I’ll be…
When you pull out your cock she seems so unphased, then she wips out her and you think “oh my days”
Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Yeah. Because they eat out!
Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.
Because… they… eat out? At a restaurant? For a nice time?
Tossing the salad!
Skill issue?
This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.
