Who?

Looks like Aliexpress is back on the menu boys!

Do you need cash now?

Even they wouldn’t want him.

They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].

As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Then why was there so much of it, huh Google?

They can give me 10 billion dollars to make an AItellite. I won’t have to actually make anything useful, just throw some garbage in the air once in a while and claim victory constantly.

I bet $4.34USD that my math is better than yours.

Eat removed Georgie.

Does your dad own an island by chance?

No, it was gone. The only thing that was left were relatively recent critiques I was commenting before I left. They took the time to fish my stuff out of old backups. Last I looked the critiques were there too so it wasn’t just a blanket restoration either.

I’d be flattered if it weren’t so fucking creepy.

I used a script too, scrubbed years of stuff. It’s all back.

Can you make them think I’m you? I’d be very appreciative.

They’ll undo it. Go look at mine that shouldn’t exist.

And a squirt of lemon