Is that thumbnail a scene from 12 monkeys?

Weird desire to sit on your balls and tell them what I want for Christmas.

I don’t think you can plug a thumb drive into a pidgeon.

This my guy right here:

you gotta get em a lil backpack then it works.

gonna buy a couple pigeons and some thumb drives.

This except unironically in a sauna then a hot tub.

The peacocks I’ve seen are so loud they can be heard at the top of a 25 story condo. I’ve literally seen people sell their condos because of the damn peacocks. Maybe they only have peahens?

I’ve seen aunties grab a chicken by the neck and just spin it around till the head comes off.

It sounds to me like the guy told the neighbor “stop feeding my birds, I’m going to slaughter them soon”, and the neighbors who had been feeding the birds without permission reported them?

Anyways. Peacocks are annoying as hell. Preposterously loud.

This. There is a colony of them up the road from me. Dumb as rocks and louder than they have any right to be.

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