Clark Kent: <stuff>
Superman: spoon
Great. Now I know that spooning might lead to a different type of spooning.
This sounds so fucking fancy. I feel like I should be taking notes.
“Good evening. Might you be feeling tumescent tonight? Mayhaps I could buy you a drink and attempt to alleviate your ardour.”
BONK
Ah yes. The tumescence bonk.
Stupid sexy spoon
Not that the rest are any better
I spent too long looking for the obvious plant logo
It’s from either Private Eye or Viz - British parody mags.
edit: due to the lewd nature, it’d be Viz
It’s Viz. Genius. The Shat is a favourite of mine.
We need a posh British version: Conspicuous Foliage
Wait, they really whacked the tallywhacker?
They would at MEPS, except the nurse would use a pen.
I’m pretty sure that first testimonial is actually Austin Powers.
both are the same person with and without glasses
So they’re both Austin Powers?
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.
