Smuuthbrane

How did you domesticate a hippopotamus?

Ask your doctor if Itzrekt is for you.

Side effects may include erectile dysfunction, menstrual cycle inconsistencies, and the enjoyment of British cooking.

GPU can’t handle the heat, get it out if the kitchen.

Dude looks like he’s trying to cosplay fried chicken.

It’s funny because he’s dead.

Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.