Don Kiedyck

So they’re both Austin Powers?

I’m pretty sure that first testimonial is actually Austin Powers.

Masturbate.

The Iraq war was “justified” largely for the same reason the Iran war is being.

To distract everyone from the Epstein files?

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan

What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?

I’m always left out.

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.

Seriously? Just pee in the washing machines like the rest of us.