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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

They'll never know

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They'll never know

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Well where’s the fun in that?

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    11 hours ago

    Well it’s not really public then, is it?

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      What is this for? Like both in the joke and also in reality?

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        It’s supposed to be some kind of portable sauna thing I found from typing random words into amazon with a friend. The original image made her look like Thomas the Tank Engine so I shopped his face over hers.

        Original image:

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    17 hours ago

    squirt yurts

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    “What’s that sound? Who’s slapping thick bologna slices against a wet ham?”

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Sorry dad, just trying to make lunch.

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    20 hours ago

    This is way too big to be brought on a tram. Useless.

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    16 hours ago

    Nathan For You did it already

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      12 hours ago

      As an experiment! This one’s a mass Market privacy masturbation dome.

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    I really want to read those 6 reviews

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      21 hours ago

      since its 3.5 stars, likely some complained its gets “messy” when you come and annoying to clean fabric.

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        Its got plastic lining inside. So that’s usually not an issue

        • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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          Oh does it now…

          (͠≖~≖ ͡ )

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            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Right now there’s some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he’s in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

    Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

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      Waaait, did you just finish DTF St. Louis, too?

    • sweetiesweetie@lemmy.today
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      Hot

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      Ya know…I thought you meant this photo. I thought you meant this woman had another guy inside this…tent, just plowing her. And laying on the floor also inside the was her husband, who is masturbating.

      And her head is just sticking out of this thing as the rest of her family is just on the couch watching sponge bob and wondering where dad is, or why mom refuses to open her tent.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lmao the smells inside it would be toxic

        • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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          Did you mean “intoxicating”

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            That is just a matter of dosage and exposure time.

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        Dear god, man, don’t give the universe any ideas!

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        I don’t see any reason why there couldn’t be about 5 guys in there. I mean it would be very hot and sweaty and some might die from asphyxiation, but is it doable? Absolutely!

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    I do think it would be very funny for there to be a fashion trend of just, your entire outfit is your astonishingly overpriced ‘luxury’ handbag.

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    For the curious, there is a video.
    https://www.amazon.com/Radiant-Saunas-Rejuvinator-Portable-Personal/dp/B00MX19M9E

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      I want to see it, but fuck Amazon, I ain’t clicking on that link

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        It’s a portable sauna booth. It’s way more compact than what the walmart photo depicts. You can barely put a small chair in it and stay sit down. It looks unconfortable.

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          Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

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    Only 3 1/2 stars? I wanna read the reviews.

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    family guy had the YANKET.

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    Ah so that’s what Christopher Pike was doing

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      Beep beep.

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    Why’d you crop the price

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