You mean like…a bidet?

Orrrrrr…maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald. Notice how Steam goes back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Baaaaaack…and to the left.

I still remember being 12, and jerking off to scrambled porn channels. It came in juuuuuuust good enough that you could sometimes see body parts.

Then one day it came in a lot clearer, and it turned out to be the home and garden channel.

Your daughter…you’re as smart as her mom…which is you…you’re as smart as you…

Uhhhhh, yeah. I mean I guess that’s true. You ARE as smart as yourself.

The picture was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

They are essentially trying to regulate technology they know very little about.

You’re surprised that law makers are trying to regulate things they know nothing about? Oh…oh I have like 2000 years worth of news for you…

Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?

“They are putting profits over sanity and safety”

Soooooooo, just like every other business in the history of capitolism?

I don’t think you can plug a thumb drive into a pidgeon.

What if I have an android installation that has google, but I watch one of those videos on youtube that says “degoogle your android phone”? Is that enough? Or will I need a full installation that has no google right from the start?

First I’m hearing of this launcher. Definately gonna download the apks.

If it’s just a fork of Android, doesn’t that mean 194 days from now they either need to branch off entirely and write their own code from here on out…

Or…

Never advance the base code?

I’m sure it’s just a typo, but my headcanon now makes MAHA “Make America Homeless Again”.

Well I won’t TRY to pay those prices!

Hey there youngster! I’m 42. So, make room in that casket. We’re gonna snuggle.

I keep telling you! It’s your diet! Stop eating bagels from the trash!

Just commenting so I can find this video when I get home from work.

Sounds interesting.

I would love to print out a whole sheet of those stars as stickers.

Then just go in public like “You ever heard of Where’s Waldo? Well this is is Look At George! Ready to play? Ok, 3…2…1…flips paper around Now let me know when you see George…”

And then you put a star sticker on their shirt.

Dude! Cruella DeVille is going to steal your cat!

Or, maybe they’re trying to kill adblockers so hard that they killed the whole homepage.

“Well if we can’t block the adblockers, we’ll just block EVERYBODY! No more Mr Beast for anyone!”