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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Live fearlessly

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Live fearlessly

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    …you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.

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      I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.

      but as they say. no money, no honey.

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        Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay

        • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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          Lass for Cash.

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          Sack tuck for a buck.

          • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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            sad suck for a buck.

            😭

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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          I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.

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            razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop

            • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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              I’m kind of attached to my beard.

              maybe my headgame will make up for it?

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      To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender

      Edit: clarity

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        Broken arms eh.

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