I always make sure I don’t post things that I can’t say to my grandma in bed.
Satan your grandma is dead you can say whatever you want to her in bed
Which is great, I don’t want to hear about you lubing up granny’s snatch before giving her a good pump.
Pull your diapers to the side and bite the pillow I’m going in dry!
See, I knew I should’ve been more specific. You found a loophole. Keep trying and you’ll find a poophole too probably. I recommend not going dry on that if you actually love your grandma.
We have a sadism/masochism type of relationship.
Sounds painful
Only for one of us.
This meme convinced some idiot in Hollywood to make a live action He-Man movie.
If skeletor is this sassy in the movie, I’ll actually go see it.
It’s Frank Langela (Count Duku). It’s warped weirdness, but not in a fun way.
Alan Tudyk as Mr. Nobody as Skeletor the movie
Recently or are you talking about the 1987 movie Masters of the Universe?
In a few months. Jared Leto as Skeletor. Seriously.
Ugh…
Fuck. Anyone want to do a fan dub? Help me change all his lines to lblblblblblblb
Love it lol
Is op real? They post like 90 times a day…on lemmy
I’m real! I’ve been posting daily here for quite a while now. Just my way of trying to support federated social media.
Resolute Skeletor xD






