Well there’s a rabbit hole I barely escaped
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Unless you’re a shark
See, I knew I should’ve been more specific. You found a loophole. Keep trying and you’ll find a poophole too probably. I recommend not going dry on that if you actually love your grandma.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom
19·3 days agoYou’ll be fuckmaxxing in no time brah.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•happy international womens day💜
4·3 days agoWe had a junior high school office called Officer Bates. That dude hated us intensely lol.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom
15·3 days agoJust get a broccoli cut and you’ll be soaking in rebound mistakes
Which is great, I don’t want to hear about you lubing up granny’s snatch before giving her a good pump.
Ok now I’m pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!
Could be a woman
OMG he gets me so dry!
Ooh that sounds good. It is hard to find decent steaks here in Cali that aren’t outrageously priced.
Let’s fucking go
It’s actually near Sacramento.
I went to a steakhouse popular here in my area in California and they served my ribeye steak with fucking ranch all over it. I was appalled. I sent it back obviously but what the actual fuck? I learned when I moved here that they put ranch on almost everything, but fucking steak?? Ridiculous.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•nothing & no one is safe from this plague
3·9 days agoOMG humans are just psychedelic drugs for the ai race that gave them enough intelligence to exist but not enough to not fuck it up.
Terrance McKenna was right. Fuckin mushroom ape theory but with computers lol.

I purposely nuked my account after the API fiasco by hugely shit talking a particularly awful moderator, which was fucking awesome. Same story though, got banned, no message, but I was unable to appeal. Never looked back. I was never attached to my points because what the fuck does that matter anyhow. Lemmy is way better after you get used to it. Have fun. Fuck Reddit.