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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Surely has a master's degree

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Surely has a master's degree

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    One time i peed in their mouth because the head was so overstimulating i lost all control, i genuinely had no idea if i was gonna nut or pee

    I’ve also peed or “squirted” from an extremely wet lube handjob, especially if the top of my glans is rubbed

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      I’ve done this too, luckily she said “no worries I’ve actually wanted to try that”

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      Uhhh, you should probably pee before any fun stuff in the future. Just go to the bathroom before hand.

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        https://lemmy.world/post/46599277

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        I never said either of us didn’t find it fun 😏 also apparently penis-havers can squirt, especially from post-orgasm torture. Also would you say that to someone who squirted of of their vagina?

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          I mean precum is fairly normal and not a lot, but way different from a full on squirt. You just need to go to the bathroom before torture time then.

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          If I actively pissed while getting head, yes, I would start to pee before sex.

          Squirting, while comprised of some pee, is not the same as pissing.

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            It’s all pee.

            • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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              Pee is stored in the balls

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              I’m not going to get into a debate with men about women’s anatomy.

              Learn more about the skene’s glands.

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                A long time ago I got into a “debate” with my then reddit peers. The argue: Me having two fingers way up inside my girlfriend when she came and I felt a swoosh of liquid go through my fingers and eventually to the bed of course. Reddit were somewhat obsessed with “it has to be pee, she pissed your bed, it’s piss” etc. Bet she had gotten that some time based on her reaction after coming to her senses after letting herself go away so far (I just treated it like any normal thing, and we redid it too with the same resuls).

                But these glands don’t seem to explain it either.

                Any information greatly appreciated, I always have wondered what happened (out of curiosity, it was a looong time ago)!

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        Before hand. Before head. Before anything, really.

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    I used to have this one lay that would keep sucking after I nutted to the point it was painful but I actually miss that vacuum.

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      We call those, angels.

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        Doing God’s work.

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      I should call her

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        I call her, the vacuum.

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      Damn, you’re like Icarus

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    sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

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      Regional, traditional, biologic, seasonal and limited.

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