no

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people

I do but they’re kinda shitty

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

got one of those rashes that look super contagious?

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form

I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied