After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
I just lick the residue off
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,
Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Yep. Good catch.
Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?
Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again
This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
or do you do the shake and dance
Hey macarena!
I milk it couple times and then tap the tip with toilet paper once
spoiler
I’ve been having a discussion with a girl friend about this. She couldn’t believe me when I told her her I found out about the wiping the pp with toilett paper recently & that I just used to do the shake and dance how most men do. She was shook and told me it can’t be true that most men just do the shake and dance.
I know most people on lemmy are progressive, so it might be worped… but it still got me wondering, if I’ve been doing it wrong for the past +30 years or if it is the standard for other men.
Do you shake your ass after taking a dump? No? Why not? There’s your answer.
And wash that damn ass.
I mean sometimes when you’ve got a hanger…
Captain! We’ve got Klingons dead astern.
Helicopter with hands behind head
I think you’ll find different answers based on country because of circumcision. If you have a foreskin it can be pretty variable how much urine will be held by surface tension and hard to remove with a quick shake. You will also find differences based on the local culture, for example in Germany men usually sit to pee while that is rare in places like the USA.
Yeah, as a German with a PP, i find the thought disgusting to pee into a toilet while standing. The only time I pee standing up is at a urinal or in the woods. To answer the question, I usually shake a little then get up, no wiping required.
I hit it with a cricket bat. It’s kind of a pain to carry around but far more effective.
In an emergency, a tennis racket can be made to work just as well
Try a curling broom. You’ll thank me later
Wipe, because I don’t want to be staining my surroundings with urine droplets. Those that do shake, do you clean your surroundings afterwards? Didn’t think so… 🤮
If you’re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.
So, when sitting you still have to handle and direct the jet in the opposite direction. Because unless you sit facing the wall, I find piss will surf up the bowl, ripple between the edge and the seat-ring (dirty them), and, in a good day will lend on you calf.
I personally sit down + wipe, but I’m quite prejudiced about other people with pp regarding their toilet manners (or manners in general, but that’s a bigger discussion…): I imagine the majority standing up, shaking and giving zero f*cks about in what state they leave the toilet :( but as I said, this is just my prejudice.
Nothing quite so nice as having to adopt a ridiculously wide stance as far from the urinal as logistically possible to avoid standing in someone’s carelessness.
I was sitting down and already thinking myself better than most men. End of last year I discovered wiping is a thing and it blew my mind on how I never even considered it before…
(Except for those weirdly designed restrooms where the paper is place five light years away across the room) the solution to improved decency was but a few inches away 😁
Just peeing makes a cloud of urine droplets. Quit being judgemental douche
Toilet paper
Thank you. Happens when most other languages I know have a double tt.
I meant that’s what I use
