“Can’t stop the signal, Mal.”

At first I thought you were talking about whacking off to golf

BUT I NEED A ROOM FOR ALL MY PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES!!!

Oh great. Now I gotta eat four animals. I’m never gonna finish lunch.

I was around 12 and to this day I think that was the most corrupt student council we had.

Depends. How much would it cost the corporations?

Well, now I’ve gotta attack my players with a yermaw

How dare you! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!

Two paid snow days in a row!

The eighties didn’t look like the eighties for most of us. The eighties looked more like the seventies.

“Everybody knows grape is a fruit! Why you gotta say it weird?”