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2 hours agoImagine your only option was fisting.
Nice.
Making the world a better place, one genetic experiment at a time.
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Imagine your only option was fisting.
Nice.


Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by a good marketing opportunity.


Hold up, you’re telling me Zuckerberg isn’t a good person?


Parents gotta parent.
The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
The full picture shows his smol pp, which is even more me IRL.