Well I’m not complaining about gas prices, but personally it’s something I can’t do anything about and it just makes it even harder for me to get the energy to do the things I can do.

It won’t motivate me further to hear about it. It’ll only lead to despair.

Idk if it’s still true, but ads was the fastest growing division in Apple for several years. They make tens of billions (possibly hundreds of billions) in ad revenue every year.

…do you play the trumpet with your nose?

Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.

It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.

Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.

Breaking: people with empathy affected by other people’s suffering.

Actually she is under my bed now.

When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.

But what’s the turtle on?

Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.

Yeah they have plums and strawberries on there, neither of which are berries, but no bananas?