No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.

Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?
And you can’t chew.
This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I’m both surprised and disappointed no one seems to have mentioned that yet and that it isn’t among the top comments. It’s called a “Hel special” (whole special) and it’s literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes and other toppings. Here are some photos:


The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink “Pucko” (slang word for idiot):

for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.
taters? actually would eat this
Should be this and not just plain hotdogs at the local IKEA.
Are the mashed potatoes buttered, or plain?
Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.
i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.
Mind slightly blown

Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?
The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.
all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.
Double glizzy action
Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.
Gordon would be proud


The DP dog
That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.
What’s your point? People literally drink poison and smoke it. God forbid I want to die happily with 2 sausages in my mouth
Fun at parties!
I’m a blast at parties because I like having sausages in my mouth. I thought I mentioned that already











