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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

You gotta try #19

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You gotta try #19

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip
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    13 hours ago

    18 , its basically carbon now so its halal

  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    5 or 6, for sure. If you can’t hold it horizontally without it flopping, it’s not done enough, and if you can’t hold it horizontally without it breaking from its own weight, it’s too done.

  • TrooBloo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4-6 is ideal range.

  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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    Not necessarily accurate, but here’s my own interpretation:

    1. Canada
    2/3. Britain
    4. USA
    5. Ireland
    6. Deep South US
    7. A college dorm

    …

    18. Portugal

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      14 hours ago
      1. Brazil
  • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de
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    12 hours ago
    1. I like mine atomized
  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    13 hours ago

    I like my bacon like I like my porn…black and ashy.

  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Did they really need to go past 8?

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    Some places will slap like a 1.4 in a bun and act like their job here is done, and you’re like wha

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    6 and 7 are good 👍🏼

  • Limonene@lemmy.world
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    1. It’s like eating a cracker.
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    18 hours ago

    5 or 6.

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
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      Exactly what I was going to post.

      I worked at a fast-food chain years ago and we had to cook bacon in the morning. The rule was to cook it to around #2 and I always cooked it to 6.

      Customer: “make sure the bacon’s crispy”

      Me: “You have the right cook today, I only make it crispy”

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    0:

    • Karl@literature.cafe
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      18 hours ago

      Are you a vegan or do you eat pigs alive?

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        Which do you think is worse?

        • Karl@literature.cafe
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          Hard choices

        • rumba@lemmy.zip
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          Trichinosis is a bad time.

          The other one doesn’t eat bacon.

          damn that’s tough…

          Seriously though, my wife got a vegan BLT at an artisanal brewery, they had tempeh bacon where they make their own. She stopped eating it because she was worried it was real bacon (she’s just pro pig). I tried it and although the texture was only 80% it was by far the best vegan product i’ve ever had.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 days ago

      (:

  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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    18 looks good, to fire up a barbeque for grilling my veggies

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    I like my pigs how I like my sexual partners: Alive and well

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      I like my pigs how I like my bacon. Cut from the back, soaked in brine, rolled in cornmeal, served on a bun. Mmm peameal bacon.

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    Call me nuts but I like the 4-5.5 range. I’m not a fan of chewy fat…

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      high five

      Crispy through, no chewy but not carbonized.

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        “I said CARAMELIZED, damnit!”

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          side question

          Have you had candied bacon?

          I tried candied and chocolate covered candied, usually cooked to about 6.

          I liked it, but after I ate it, I had no desire to have it again. It’s the strangest thing.

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            Yeas, and same. :D

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      I agree. I like a little crunch, and floppy bacon pulls the breakfast roll apart!

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      This is the objectively correct answer.

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      My ex liked the 6-7 range while I like the 2-4 range. We were thus incompatible and broke up after the umpteenth time they made it “for me” the exact same way they did for themselves.

      (The last bit is a joke, the first bit isn’t)

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        If your ex liked 6-7 they were clearly too young anyways.

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          💁

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        Are you sure they didn’t break up with you because they heard you use the word umpteenth?

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      Hi nuts, I also like them in that range.

    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      I called ye nuts but they didn’t answer…but anyway, same for me, gnawing is never a positive experience.

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