“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
May I offer you confused folks some beans?

I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean’s tortillas, or… not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don’t in real life), I’d pick corn.
My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing
I love this sentence.
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”

IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
i also worship potato 🥔
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.

Oh I know where this is from…
The Corn must grow.
CRANKIN MA COB
Cornography
I don’t understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin’ delicious.
Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest
Yeah this community is used by some people as a generic dumping ground for US political images - meme or not. I’m not even American but I’m fine keeping up with the political removed show that is the USA right now but ffs a screencap of some American politician’s Twitter post is NOT a shitpost.
Is nothing sacred anymore? I really wish the mods would start removing posts because the cornposting isn’t working
We’re channeling Khrushchev
Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
It’s COOOOOOOOOORN
I have a corn addiction.
Hardcore or soft core corn?
Hardcorn or softcorn.
I’ll take both, intermixed. That way you get crunchy bits that create more crunchy bits.
What’s your opinion on creamed corn?
Like the pocket tots, you’ll always wish you had more in that pocket.
Delicious.
Peaches and cream, obviously
corn :)
corn ;)















