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okay i needed this. some dude in a truck tried to force me into oncoming traffic on my bikeride today and i haven’t taken it out on my stabbing bag of catfood yet. this gave me the giggle i needed to rest until i could go stab a bag of cat food.
This is 100% about penises.
Yes but it’s not about holding your own penis
Can only think about this ground breaking TV moment
i’ve got the longest pasSWORD
Prove it! Past it here
“This is not a penis thing”
What? Pass.
I totally want a battle cat!! How fucking cool!
And this book is definitely about penis size…
Top tier smut.
Dude in the front obviously wins. He’s already got the pussy
