

Man, you’re WAY more charitable than I!
In 2016, I offered formal asylum to a few dangerously leftist US friends of mine.
This time 'round (2024) I publicly revoked it. I’m done with the country as a whole. They need to stay there and figure their shit out.

“Oh, Mrs. McGraw” the sergeant said, “Would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted?”