Touching grass makes my allergies flare up.

Reposting staves off my ADHD while I work.

I know which one gets my vote!

!map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz

uwu

For the same reason Chaos and Wholesome are opposites

for the shitpost o7

“Talk is a national institution, but it does not help the slave!”

Plot twist: Floyd is not tripping balls

Hey now, I’ve never denied being suss!

There are some ensigns, but lieutenants are still suspiciously missing!

Found her husband?

I… that… it… you see, I…

[ahem]

Excuse me for a moment.

THEY’RE ONTO ME

Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔

Apologies for the Americentrism (and poor quality editing lmao), but "I don’t believe that user has ever been to a military academy" just didn’t hit the same for me.

Get fucked. When someone asks you to disengage, disengage. You’re being an asshole.

I’m sorry I don’t follow the rules of the Fae, or whichever arcane code you’re following?

If you want to disengage, feel free to disengage. No one is forcing you to respond to me. If you want to get the last word in and then say “Disengage” thinking it’s a “Now my points can’t be responded to :3” card, feel free to go fuck yourself.

The people have armed themselves to protect themselves from people like you.

The People’s Stick, I see.

They are more free than you can possibly imagine, and that idea terrifies you.

Maybe the post-1950s PR campaign was unnecessary all along.

They’ve literally hosted international conferences this year.

tightly restricted entry to and interaction with their territory from outsiders, with journalists only allowed to ask questions when accompanied by EZLN guards?

You wanna point out to me where that contradicts “holding a conference”?

I literally cannot with you people.

Yeah, sorry that you haven’t been following anything except the endless glazing of Subcommandante Marcos. I understand that PR of the internet age is much more compelling to our generation than the staid 1950s-level PR of former ML states, but I would suggest that you learn to think for yourself nonetheless.

Please disengage, I’m sick of the bad faith bullshit.

“Bad faith is when I’m contradicted”

Okay.

Do you have any actual objections to life under the Zapatistas, or are you just going to continue vagueposting about how it must be bad because you decided it must be?

You do realize that the Zapatistas, before this recent trouble with “Blaming the government (that they don’t need) for not controlling the cartels” tightly restricted entry to and interaction with their territory from outsiders, with journalists only allowed to ask questions when accompanied by EZLN guards?

There’s a long laundry-list of problems with how the Zapatistas have ‘settled in’ to their role since the turn of the century.

Even when it’s just irregular contribution, it’s such a relief to know you aren’t the only one who cares enough to post.

What if I told you I still don’t know how to crosspost on Piefed 😭

I hate having to copy the link and title manually. Call me lazy. DX

!lotrmemes@piefed.social

Temporarily embarrassed capitalist!