I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It’s so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it’s about perfect.

Have you seen the meme video of this song?)

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”

This is how to open up to your partner.

Maybe they’re warm?

Since you’re using prowlarr, I recommend adding as many as you can. You’ll get some stall, but that’s the price you (don’t) pay. If you have the time, choose several baseurls for the failing indexers so you can get as many as possible.

It’s time to switch to invidious apps. Scrobble and gobble.

Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

I thought tools like OnlyOffice filled in that gap. Nice to see an alternative.

He’s got a license to dill.