Did you remember to drink a verification can of Mountain Dew?

Especially because it’s not even Aussie.

Curious to know what other fucked up bullshit you’re thinking of though.

It’s just an investment property. They can ignore it.

Last Action Hero solved this paradox. In the fictional universe, everyone is played by Sylvester Stallone.

It’s not just printers. Laptops recognise people who are willing and able to crack them open. I’ve had multiple family members claim their problems disappeared the instant I gave their device a stern look.

Pebbles were the best. Having one taught me a lot about the best tech not having all the bells and whistles. It’s better to have only what you need done well.

Three times in my life I’ve been in proximity to large bushfires, alone with no transport.

I did the whole routine with stopping gutters and getting hoses ready, but in a couple of those places there wasn’t much water pressure to work with.

Lucky the wind never turned in my direction.

Or a sealed window.

I worked at a bunch of these places, usually the only person on site. It was near impossible for me to keep toilets clean while also keeping on top of everything else. It got pretty horrific in there at times.

My current location in rural Tasmania has some advantages. There would likely be a delay in the zombies getting here, so that gives us prep time. Low population density means fewer zombies to deal with when they do. Plenty of natural resources, food, and water.

My main issue is a lack of defensible buildings, but there are lots of wood mills so maybe something could be constructed.

The wildcard is Tassie devils, being a powerful scavenger species. Would they go for the walking corpses? If so, would they end up turning themselves, because I don’t fancy dealing with zombie nocturnal marsupials with a bite that crushes bone.

ASMR texting?

Is it always the same random point, or will I sometimes land in the bedroom of a confused and angry Albanian?