It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

Is that like the Windows XP default wallpaper?

Go. Outside.

Armpits unclenched and bagless.

Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.