Tastes better and is cheaper.

Like unless your coffee drink is a children’s dessert beverage then I really have 0 idea why anyone goes.

Why this matters –

I’m gonna start a company that creates cheap life saving products called “Chris”

As a mountain person I just want to let all of you normies know that 27°F is not ‘sleeves’ weather for quick exposure.

Like if I am taking out the trash or driving to the store or walking to the mailbox or whatever. I do not consider sleeves at all until about 26F°, but that’s just going to be a hoodie. At about 18°F or so, I’ll go for a light coat on top of that. Single digits is where I break out the winter coat. Subzero you start layering.

We’re not flexing. It’s adaptation. I can basically not handle physical work above 85 degree heat. 0 stamina. My body knows how to keep warm. My body does not know how to keep cool.

My costco has a gas station and the entire parking area is a god damn zoo.

It’s utter chaos. You can choose left which includes the front or right which includes gas station and auto bays for tire stuff.

Left is the right call, but if you get halfway down any aisle of parking without finding a spot, you are forced to cross the front of the store in your vehicle. This is never advisable.

Going right is chaos. You might get lucky, but if you don’t, you’re at least spared passing the entrance. You are however stuck with the gas line, the auto bays, and the access to the deliveries/etc.

My costco hack is to stay out of the two main aisles.

Enter, go right. Approach any right side aisles from the right.

Hit meat and produce section

Go wide for the exit aisle.

Park… Next door. Idk. Their parking lots are the worst part.

Unironically Breaking Bad is kind of what a MAGA version of Bluey would look like.

“Consequences for our actions? No, no, there’s a way out of this…”

“Difficult emotions? Don’t open up to those closest to you!! Recede into fear. Deal drugs if you have to. Just don’t be a bitch and run out of money lol.”

And it’s not Diddy 😢

I know a guy who was holding onto basically every variation of [state][marijuana reference].[tld] back in like 2015. Guarantee he made bank on that investment.