I can’t speak for the creatures you mentioned, but if you live in a place with a bit of outdoor space and some birds, try sitting quietly and offering something like seeds or suet that they like on a nearby table. Move the food progressively closer and eventually, with enough time you’ll build sufficient trust to hand feed them. I’ve had a bird friend for years now. Giving him a morsel is one of the highlights of my day.

Brings back many fond memories of our hulking, beige family 486 with its EGA monitor!

BTW, the text scrolling against that suitably 1990s page background creates an odd and disconcerting visual effect.

I do like a nice dense dashboard. Good work!

None of these are things I want in an OS.