Brioche, because it’s almost cake. It’s great on its own, in savory or sweet applications, with just some butter, in a sandwich, as French toast, as a burger bun, I could go on.

Related and maybe unpopular: nobody should recline their seat. They should just take that feature out of planes entirely.

Damn girl, you shit with that thing?

It’s your window, you can do with it what you want.

If you want to control the window shade, pick the window seat.

If you want darkness or quiet so you can sleep on your flight, bring a sleep mask or earplugs.

Because there is an actual user base for niche interests. Lemmy is great but doesn’t have nearly enough users to support communities for a lot of topics.

In fact you don’t even have to get too niche to find that a topic is non-existent on lemmy. Sports for example.

BWAA BWAA chka BWAA chka BWAA chka chka

They invented a real life hypospray

I don’t get it.

I see. I wouldn’t call that “over the ear” but I guess I can’t change the terminology of the headphone industry myself.

over the ear

earbuds

If Paul McCartney has zero fans, then I am dead.

40%? What construction worker is making $700,000? I’d love that job.

Willie Stroker? Or Willie not? Only one way to find out! Tune in next week!

I don’t, neither of us snore.

Luckily hantavirus is too deadly to cause a global pandemic.

I think I paid $4 for it like 10 years ago? Absolutely worth it.

Ok boomer

Life is dirty and you should be washing your sheets weekly, you’ll get over it.

I’m skeptical of this. It seems more likely that they’re simply correlated because biodiversity is higher in warmer climates, both of microorganisms and plants.

Ask yourself these two questions. One, why would there be any spoiled meat around? Why was it not consumed or preserved immediately? People knew meat spoiled quickly and would treat it accordingly.

Two, have you ever smelled or tasted rotten meat? It’s quite literally repulsive, it’s hard to even get near. No amount of chili or black pepper is covering it. And if you were able to stomach it it wouldn’t be worth the vomiting and diarrhea it might cause. Food poisoning could be a death sentence in premodern times, and in fact diarrhea is one of the most common causes of death in undeveloped regions today.

I looked it up. 90% of the fortune cookies in the USA are made by Wonton Food Inc. My guess is that company is the one making the decisions about ads on the fortunes. Everyone just buys them and puts them into their bags of food.