Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.

The sad part is that some people will read this and think it’s actual advice. Life is way too short for that kind of stress!

The scariest part is when you just think about pancakes and then start seeing ads for flour and maple syrup 10 minutes later. They don’t even need the wiretap anymore.