You were gifted with a monkeys paw smarter than most people but not smart enough to do anything great so you got stuck around the people you were smarter than to watch them struggle at the self checkout

Only reason I ever get a frosty

Digging a big hole in the sand = fun. Digging a hike in hard root riddled dirt = $20+ an hour

I’ve only had this happen one time. I didn’t enter my time in our time tracker on time over 90 times in a year. We have till 1 the following day before we get a ding for it. Pretty deserved chat. I had already had a chat with my bosses boss before the meeting with HR and my boss so I was expecting it.

My boss also had to get the same chat, and I think his boss did too.