These 2 would make the crypt keeper scream.

Ya…sure…something…like…that…

I remember being a freshman in high school (1999) and a friend of mine had an aftermarket pioneer stereo head unit in his car that had the fold up touchscreen and all it did was let you adjust the sound quality and it had a very 90’s screensaver mod with dolphins, fighter jets, and a volcano. I thought at the time that was the most technologically advanced thing to ever be capable, oh how times have changed…

To everyone who needs to know the current price of 64GB of RAM is about $500-$600 dollars. The price for a basic AR-15 is $400-$500 dollars…

Now this is shitposting!

The lightning in the bottle dlc will cost 200 donnycoins and the luck to pull it is 0.0001%.

Early internet 2000-2011ish.

Physical buttons.

Watching sports without a subscription.

Keebler pizzeria chips.

The News.

Physical media.

Video games releasing finished without a day one patch.

Shareholders: “so you’re telling me that people want a gambling, porn, crypto game?”

Joe Rogans brain runs on 1999 AOL dial up internet.

In west Philadelphia born and raised…

” I could stand in the middle of 5th ave and rape a child and I wouldn’t lose a single vote!” 🫲🍊🫱