Dude, he already said he is green.

Only if we talked often and he kept it secret…but even then I would be more bewildered than mad. Maybe I’d be mad if I found out and there was like, a homeless family member he didn’t help or something.

Normalize understanding that men and women aren’t very different in this regard. I once asked a girl what was going on in her head and she was thinking about stinkbugs, and if you could handle them carefully enough to not get stanked.