It’s because there were SO many downloads, more than two BILLION I’m told, by some really fantastic people who made the app, this wonderful app, that we hit something called an INTEGER LIMIT. Can you believe that? We had so many of you GREAT Americans sign up, that it just completely broke the App Store. It’s just incredible.

/s

“i have osteoporosis”

I’m hoping you were going for an old iDubbz reference

My favorite Confucius saying is, “Man with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger”