Forever shut and made of wood,
That’s what I am. My head’s no good
now that it by a stone was struck.
Old spectacles bewitched with muck
repose within me by the score.
I’m just a cupboard, nothing more.
-Dancelot Wordwright
Featured in the novel The City of Dreaming Books, written by his authorial godson Optimus Yarnspinner. Translated from Zamonian and Illustrated by Walter Moers
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There is clearly a secret Bigfoot preserve or if you believe scp-1000 a super advanced civilization of hyper-inteligent homonids we colloquially refer to as bigfoot