Corhen

I wish any of the conspiracy theorists theories are the real theories.

They are all into pizzagate and flat earth, and not “huh, I bet the government’s app is a peice of shit that’s tracking me”

Fold 7, love it for blending OSRS and YouTube.

thats gotta be, what, 1% of the profit they made from this?

I always go back to Prometheus when talking about the “Idiot Ball” because it’s the gold standard. You’ve got these world-class scientists sent on a trillion-dollar mission who don’t even know what they’re doing there until they wake up from cryo, and then they immediately act like children playing in a backyard.

The second the sensors say the air is “breathable,” they’re ripping their helmets off like they’ve never heard of a space-virus or a spore. It’s insane. Then you’ve got the biologist, a literal professional, seeing a hissing, alien “space-cobra” in a clear threater posture and his first instinct is to try and pet it like a stray cat.

And don’t even get me started on the guy who literally mapped the cave with high-tech drones being the one who gets hopelessly lost in it. Or the “Prometheus School of Running Away from Things” where you run in a perfectly straight line under a falling, circular ship instead of just… stepping to the left? It’s like the script needed the plot to happen so badly that it just stripped every character of their survival instincts and professional training.

Compare that to competency porn shows, like the Martian, where they FEEL like the best of the best

“I was cancelled” -iskall

Gemini, use it a lot as an AA I’m my work, reviewing emails and RFPs