Yeah, the date on the package means even less if you freeze it. Frozen meat is good for years.

(Freeze your ground beef, freeze your bread. Throwing away food is expensive!)

and promised to try better in future

This part in particular really pisses me off. It isn’t learning, it isn’t ‘going to do better’, it’s just saying what it thinks you want to hear.

I fucking hate sycophants.

spending 2/3rds of a day, 16 whole hours

Even worse: if you get a proper night’s sleep, 16 hours is literally the entire day. Dude is saying if you are getting healthy amounts of sleep, it is perfectly acceptable to spend 100% of your time doom scrolling on their website. No eating, no going to work, no showering.

It’s an absurd statement.

I have a strong feeling they won’t be removing the spying, AI everywhere, ads, and bloatware. Microsoft views those as positives.