PineRune

You back into a parking spot so it’s easier to leave. I back into a parking spot because I’m paranoid of people tracking my plates. We are not the same.

• Month Python and the Holy Grail
• Young Frankenstein
• Seven Samurai
• LOTR Trilogy

I see a lot of LOTR fans here. Good crowd.

Tonight, you.

Wait for it to mess up and end up petting your wife and fucking your dog.

I had a family member who had a kidney stone start drinking their tap water a lot so they wouldn’t get another one. Their tap (well) water had so much calcium that they ended up getting another kidney stone from drinking too much water.