Wall drug!

Aldi’s is the shit. No bloat, no bs, just groceries. They don’t have some stuff, but for the staples you’re set. I usually go to the more traditional grocery store every 4th trip or so.

Ahhh but that was a preemptive race to the bottom. We went down on them before they could go down on us!

I used to know this retired Air Force jet pilot guy. He had an asbestos glove he took. You could put it on and just bury your hand in the bbq coals, hand didn’t even get warm. It was like straight up magic.

It was super easy for me, and I’m by no means a sophisticated user. I used the terminal a couple of times just to try it out and get some settings just how I wanted them, but could have easily gotten by without it. If you look back fondly on xp you’re gonna thrive on mint!

You. Are. Gonna… Love it. Go wild. But be responsible, have some coke handy to bring you back up if the H gets a little too heady

I made the switch a few years back, and have fucked with zero kernals. I installed Linux mint, and it just works.

Every now and then I’m forced to use a windows machine, and every time I go back to my rig, it’s a huge relief. It works so much smoother and faster, no bs.

It doesn’t slow down everything, because logging my data on my computer through my Internet connection just isn’t a thing Linux does.

Boner pills obviously

I used to be a trucker. Drive everything east of the Mississippi.

Indiana has the dumbest drivers. Never have I been to a state with a lower average i.q. Idk, it might be an environmental thing, like in the water, or too many generations of cousin fucking. But something ain’t right there. They make poor choices and have a lack of self preservation.

New england the rudest, but they’re at least predictable. When they do something rude and reckless its always in pursuit of a goal. E.g. making the next exit, turn, lane ect.

The south has the most lackadaisical drivers. They just don’t give a fuck. They’re doing what they’re doing and that’s that.

The Midwest has the nicest most considerate drivers, and as a result traffic jams are far fewer, everything just flows smoother.

Morels are hard to mistake for any other kind. And they are a hoot to search for! It’s like going for a walk and finding treasure!

Everyone said the third one was shit. But it was the pentultimant consequence of Michael’s success. He was all alone at the end, a victim of his own ruthlessness and success. It completed the arc.