Sure, but only if it instead gives people a type of incurable cancer in about 30 years.

My girlfriend (now wife) got an apartment but didn’t have a bed. I had a bed, but no apartment.

The first 2 weeks were spent on an inflatable matress though. Once my parents hadn’t seen or heard from me for a week, they knew it was just a matter of time before I came home to pack up my stuff (and bed).

There’s always something to open a bottle! A knife, a thick stick, your mate’s worn shoe, your neighbor’s side mirror. The possibilities are endless!

Let me guess, if it isn’t in 100% mint condition when you return it, you get to pay for it, including a service fee of 150€ for their inconvenience.