The 1986 Transformers movie. Would rent that every couple of weeks as a little kid.

What’s manlier then two men? Besides increasing multiples of men, of course.

My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.

Eh… Folks used to pay people to level up their characters in WoW…

I sold my body too for money too.

He literally turned water into wine and you people drink wine as his blood. I think this dude was pretty down with getting plastered.

Eh… Not really. Dontiz’ orders to the Uboat arm were that the destruction of enemy vessels was not to be hampered by life saving activities. However, there were Kriegsmarine officers that did go out of their way to help crews of merchant vessels they had sunk. Captain Hans Langsdorff of the Graf Spee was one such officer, although he was a skimmer.

X-COM Enemy Unknown weirdly enough. Turn based strategy was not my cup of tea until then. X-COM sucked me in to the point where is go to work, go home, play X-COM until two in the morning, sleep and start the cycle again for about four days.

Old school Star Trek, but also Dark Matter.

The Expanse is also bloody amazing. Great book series too.

They can!

Among others yes.

Same I get when I rub one out.

Fuck this show was awesome! Still got The Pusher song living rent free in my brain.

A satisfying bowel movement.

The literal translation for “bathroom” in my native language is “house of peace”. Not sure if that applies whilst fighting for my life against a multi-burrito, beer bash bender, but I think it’s the general principle.

My daughter turned one. She has some issues immediately after and soon after being born. Happy and chubby now though.

Canada: Nope, not the first, but it’s been a while.

Back to what? The Dark Ages?

At this point I’m not sure I’m emotionally prepared to live.