I’d argue that by mere statistic, Jesus wins this one.

That’s actually the basis for Mahayana, which then transformed into multiple kinds of Buddhism. I’d consider it a pretty spiritual stance, if not only because it means that you’ve spent time thinking about what is “reality” and our role within it.

Nah, shiposting is now hornyposting. One day a poster will come with a kink for shit and we’ll come full circle.