Definitely worth the monkey paw curl to have this pizza-only telekinesis ability.

Will we at least find out what the hell happened in New Jersey last year?

Or the balloons and other supposed balloons all over North America a few years back?

Can we at least get a confirmed actual kill from a F-22 on something other than a hobby balloon? Taking down a UFO would at least show that our taxpayer money can provide us with decent tech.

Her when she sees you: What a magnificent specimen.

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I feel bad for the level 1 tech support folks. They’re so script driven that you have to go through the hoops before your problem can be fixed.

Got damn clankers

Or downward facing rocket motors.