Flamekebab

I’ve heard this said many, many times, but I’ve yet to see an actual source on it.

I collected Orks in 3rd edition. I have the big black book, I have the codex, I was subscribed to White Dwarf. I don’t recall seeing anything like that at the time. I could be wrong, of course, but you’d have thought I’d have seen the source by now.

No idea, I was responding to their first paragraph.

That Ork stuff is a meme. Their tech works, it’s not powered by imagination. They’re an artificial species with vast amounts of knowledge embedded in their DNA. How to build their tech is literally in their blood.

Edit: I see a lot of upvotes for an unsourced meme text. In recent codices they’ve explicitly added the “psychic WD-40” to the lore. It didn’t exist before but the internet memed it into canon.

So far GW have not added “gun works through happy thoughts”, either now or historically. I’m being definite about this in the hope that someone will prove me wrong out of spite.

As the parent of a tiny child this is great to see. I couldn’t give less of a shit about violent contents in games and ratings based on that sort of unproven rubbish. However games that deliberately implement dark patterns are literally designed to be dangerously manipulative and that I want to be able to make informed decisions about.